Forces of Goodness for the MAD FIGS

• Anything to do with Figs
• The Number "7"
• Dancing [See The Legend of Scott and Liz, The Dancing Article]
• MAD FIGS T-Shirts (#1 - 1995, #2 - 1996, and #3 - 2004)
• MAD FIGS Gang Sign
• Little Ceaser's Pizza
• Pet Guniea Pig: Maddy the Guniea Fig
• Bill Nye the Science Guy
• Highly Honored and Respected Individuals

Women of the MAD FIGS

• Melquiades: WOW
• Mat: Lindsay
• Animal: Jenny #3, Julia Stamps
• Scott Dogg: Jenny Sweaney, Tori Amos
• Flash: Jayne
• Incredible Guy: Heidi, others too numerous to list
• General Swift: Likes Guys
• Sasha: All
• Super Scrub: Too Young

Neutral Forces for the MAD FIGS

• THE Gimp [McLane]
• The Monkey

Enemies of the MAD FIGS

• The number "14" [See The Legend of Josh Cosby]
• WHOMP [the Weightmen of Track]
• the Machine [All forms: baby, Loch Ness, and Big Machine]
• Ron [Jones]
• Killer Hill [Woodward Park]
• Canadian Geese
• Stinky Tree
• Fungal Jungle Black
• The Crazy Guy
• Communists
• ORON Candy Bar
• EATFIGS car

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