Highly Honored and Respected Individuals

The Angry Bear

AKA: Will, will
Special Status: Member of the Icee Brotherhood
Weapon of Choice: the Bear Hug, Tackling
Greeting of Choice: the Bear Hug, Tackling
Special Contributions to the MAD FIGS: He's big on Frisbee
Special Powers: Lemonade Drinking MADman
Unfortunate Weaknesses: Pokes to the belly when full of Lemonade
Special Connections: Jews, Forensics, Junior and Senior Class Secretary/Treasurer, the East-side of Fresno.

Kristin Cahill

Special Status: The Woman of the MAD FIGS, was custodian of the MAD FIGS Parking Brick for a long peiod of time.
Symbols: Rainbow or any combination of all the visible spectral wavelengths, the white Miata.
Weapon of Choice: Whipped Cream in a pressurized can
Special Contributions ot the MAD FIGS: hang out residence, food
Unfortunate Weaknesses: A dog named Kisses
Special Connections: Blackstone Bowl, UC San Diego, Other Schools: San Joaquin Memorial.

T-Bird

AKA: Tony
Special Status: Highest scoring Septathalon participant who is not one of or dating one of the MAD FIGS.
Special Contributions ot the MAD FIGS: In 2003, a large number of Fresno Ultimate players attended the ultimate frisbee event at the Septathalon. While few returned the next year, T-Bird did show up again and went on to do the rest of the day's events as well. Since then, he has become one of the more dedicated Septathalon attendees, travelling from out of town to attend and only missing one year since.
Unfortunate Weaknesses: Being weighted down by Canadian Goose decoys

McMath

Special Status: Has attended more Septathalons than several of the MAD FIGS.
Special Contributions ot the MAD FIGS: McMath competed against BHS in Forensics during high school, but later joined forces with the MAD FIGS by "chaperoning" some invitationals.
Unfortunate Weaknesses: Hangovers on Saturday

Special Connections: Other Schools: Clovis West

Mini-Figs

John "Shorty" Ekins
Animalito

Special Contributions to the MAD FIGS: They are our FIG Sprouts, and continued on the legacy at Bullard after the original MAD FIGS had all graduated.

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